Remember that time I was supposed to meet that chick who just wanted to be friends (I know! Which one?? Practically EVERY chick I've ever met fits in to that description!) and then she cancelled on me at the last minute, so I went to the Apple store and blogged about it?
(if not read it here)
It turns out that this fit chick actually read my blog!
I know?! Beauty AND Brains?!! Why can't I ever meet chicks like that??
..I mean before they have boyfriends or before they've decided they're now a racist lesbian that hates guys that look like me!!
After reading my brilliant prose, this girl was quite upset by it.. (Imagine how my old English teachers must feel? All those wasted hours trying to teach me!)
I just re-read it, and it's not that bad!
I didn't name names and the amount of times I called her a fit chick ought to have been flattering.. But I dunno. Some chicks take issue with guys blogging about them and classifying them as a negative Asian girl stereotype (there's just no pleasing some people! Especially Asian chicks!!).
In all fairness, this chick was pretty damn cool. I mean I only met her once, briefly, but she gave good banter, was good natured, and was obviously good looking.
When I wrote that blog, maybe I was just whinging and needed something to do so I didn't feel like such a tool.
Whatever the reason, I pride myself on being a gentleman, so as I caused offence to this delightful young lady in a public (well.. internet) arena, it's only fair that I put things right in the same manner too.
So! Pretty chick that I never named, and have only met once, yet have written about extensively (you know who you are!), I'm sorry if I offended you. T'was not my intention at all!
That's not how I roll.
Despite meeting tonnes of other crazy-ass bitches that would turn any guy in to a twisted bitter swine, I still like to think of myself as a thoroughly decent sort.
I'm sure you're a cool chick, and if I caused people to misjudge your coolness, well then, I'm sorry (again).
Maybe there's a lesson here.. somewhere.. I don't know what it is, but if anyone can be bothered to figure it out, good for them!
Meanwhile I'll be busy blogging about the next messed up chick I meet! (Actually I've already met a few since then.. I don't know if they're messed up before or after they've met me though!!)
No, but seriously, I've met tonnes of really cool chicks in my time. It's a shame that it's mostly only the ones that leave scars that are remembered and discussed.. But that's another blog for another day.
For now, I just wanted to say 'Sorry'.
Aaaaaaaaand there you have it Kids!
A masterclass in how to win over chicks that hate your guts!! ..Something tells me I'll be writing quite a few more blogs like this!!
In the meantime, stay tuned for the story about how I met the latest 'perfect' chick who this time didn't have a boyfriend.. and didn't want one either! Well, not one named 'Nish' anyway.
I'm off to change my name to something that sounds white.