zone! Which is a shame really, 'cos yesterday I wrote some very deep.. stuff,
which cuts straight to the bone.
But that was yesterday.
Today (or tonight I should say) I feel different.
So it's Valentines day! Yippee!
(unfortunately this is not yet a sarcasm-free zone!)
Throughout the rest of the year, you can get away with being single and no one really cares (except for you.. but we won't go into how you cry yourself to sleep every night just yet..).
On Valentine's day, however, you're 'relationship status' is suddenly recognisable to EVERYONE.. and that's despite you having double checked your privacy settings on Facebook the night before! You've been 'outed' by the mere fact that you're NOT one of those people walking around with a smug look on their face!
Yep singletons, you're honest and expressionless face is a dead giveaway! The more you try to blend into the background and appear invisible, the more obvious you become!
The more you profess your 'indifference' the more sympathy you invoke!
All around, couples suddenly emerge from the woodwork. Lovey-dovey updates fill up the social networks. The radio is full of dedications and the TV schedule's become overrun with the worst movie genre ever: Romcoms!!
It's like Halloween, but for freaks!!
So rather than find some corner to hide away in and try to appear invisible (like I do every year), this year I'm doing things differently.
I'm embracing Valentine's day!
I'm celebrating the fact that I'm single, and a man about town!
I'm heading out for a night of partying with two Spanish chicks I know.
Happy Valentine's day people!!
Hope your heart has it all it desires..!